Alexander/Alex/Sasha, M, 23, UK
skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.
y’all might be under the impression that my dad is super cool and hangs out with my friends when I can’t or whatever but in reality he just sits on the couch and watches The Lego Movie on repeat by himself
Can we make like a panopticon, but instead of prisoners it’s topiaries
Studies show eating just 3 dictionaries a day can increase your chances of becoming a cosmic overmind of great import by 37%
*climbs into a pickle and goes around town looking for opportunities to say the thing*
From the people who brought you smell gel